IT’S NOT SEPARATE, EITHER!! It’s “Tintin” not “Tin Tin.” GAH!!!
Sorry, dude.

I am actually ashamed. I can forgive you for not knowing bands or hearing songs, but that’s just… I know you guys hate foreign things cos you hate foreigners… but wow.
on my having thought Tin Tin was the dog in the Tin Tin stories.

It tastes of sugar and purple. It’s like fudge which tastes of sugar and brown.
on Welch’s grape juice not actually tasting like grapes.

It’s not that hard… ‘Blabbity blabbity blah, subject subject subject.’ That’s all.
on my Speech class

I’ve pounded a few lady-butts in my time.
on the topic of anal.

theanimalblog:

(by mamepiyo)

Me: “Look at him, he’s happy!”
Red: “I think he’s happy cos he’s found some lipstick.”

theanimalblog:

(by mamepiyo)

Me: “Look at him, he’s happy!”

Red: “I think he’s happy cos he’s found some lipstick.”

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I’d rather have a no-butt that I’m allowed to pound, than a big-butt that I’m not.
on my being a no-butt.

Cold Cave are for people who used to like hardcore, but now are into brown things and triangles.